people mean gossip. it's not like age changes things at all, either.

you go into kindergarten and soon susie has made your AM accident "snack time gossip".

and when you get to sixth grade, you and your newest crush are "mall gossip".

move into jr high school and your weekend endevours become "note passed gossip"

that doesnt change when you get into high school.

once you enter college, you fear being "pre-class hallway gossip".

but it doesnt end there.

in a job, you'll be the "coffee break gossip",

or if you do something really dumb, "holiday party gossip".

in the off time, you might be "bowling league gossip".

retire, and you may get away from it.

or you'll become "tuesday tea time gossip" or "euchre table gossip".

of course, it'll end with your death.

unless one of your friends is alive.

looks like you'll have to take them all down with you.